My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.
by Old and sick (ker than most) May 22, 2019
Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.
The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!
Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!
Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.
.
.
Person1: Did you hear about Bob?
Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
by Hot Clive September 27, 2020
(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)
A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,
fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,
in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,
INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),
it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )
or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.
If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,
fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,
in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,
INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),
it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )
or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.
If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate
Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate
Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
35 clive is a sexy lad who appeared in charlie and the chocolate factory as a oompaloompa heloves to sit on little lads
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki
by Battyneek01 January 11, 2022
by amypercy April 18, 2020
To be a complete dick to women. These people using consider themselves as a main character,while they not.
Person 1: Women are nothing but baby makers
Person 2: You such a Clive right now
Person 3: His Clivin' right now
Person 2: You such a Clive right now
Person 3: His Clivin' right now
by THE_DISABLED_KID January 11, 2022