Yankee Clipper

A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.

Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.

by Dick Mystery February 23, 2015

clipped

The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.

i clipped my neighbours grandma

by urobin hood June 3, 2009

los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap

The Clippers never resign free agents

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

nipple cripple

The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.

Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.

by enke November 9, 2004

Crippled GT

That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.

Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 9, 2010

chipple my whipple

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.

guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"

by ChippleMyWhippleBaby August 7, 2010