Presidential Cling-On Running Gag

A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election

Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag

by BeanSucc January 7, 2021

Cling-on

When you take a shit and shit sticks to, or "clings on" to the bowl.

I flushed the toilet but there's a piece of shit that don't wanna go. I call that shit a cling-on

by bow2ursensai September 4, 2016

cling wrap

The act of literally becoming attached to the other partner, becoming a human sandwich

Human sandwich like a cling wrap (Jacob + Ellie)

by Noompfan1 November 23, 2020

Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022

boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.

I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately

by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015

Clinge

A person who overly clings to an idea to the extent where they are afraid of forgetting or losing that idea.

That clinge should learn to forget some of his thoughts.

by baornsd July 10, 2025

cling bat

a window licker that doesn’t leave you the fuck alone

tahlia was such a cling bat last night. she stuck to jack like a sloth.

by tahliasslothiness00 April 4, 2021