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clemendog

When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.
The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.
by Jock Dock September 25, 2010
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San Clemente

A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.

The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.

The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.

Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.
Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"
by TheHonestCalifornian November 29, 2018
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clerman

Verb: (KLu-rhmahn) To spend most of one's day in a campus bar rather than class, or the library. Any time IN class is spent either wasting away on an iphone or doodling.
Paul: Wow, did you just skip your french lab again this week?

Corey: Yah, I slept in,

Paul: looks like you pulles a clerman, AGAIN!

Corey: yea, OH SHIT!
by shaul610 February 4, 2009
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Clemency

To lessen the severity of a punishment
The President lessened the sentence to 5 years in jail instead of life in an act of clemency.
by Ikaros July 8, 2006
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Clemmed

Starved
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.
She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled.
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."
by Nick Wilkinson April 15, 2006
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Cleamon

To titty fuck; a combination of semon and cleavage
Im gonna cleamon you so hard you won't even know it
by fartbag22 January 31, 2006
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Clem

Clem is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clem then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clem is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clem is stylish. Clem is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

Love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days. Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.

Literally Clem is so amazing and is so pretty.
“Wow Clem is so pretty.” Jakob gasped

You’re a simp.” Responses Abrona
by Jakob B April 29, 2021
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