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Cleptic

The word "Cleptic" is a derivative of a "Clepto" which is an action to steal. Cleptic has an entirely different meaning. Cleptic is used to describe something wierd, out of place or not funny.
"Oh that is Cleptic!"

"You are Cleptic"
by Mr. Tinez January 3, 2009
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clemp

another name for the male species that a women finds attractive.
Damn, that clemp is sexy!!!!!!

"What up clemp?"
"Your such a celmp!"
by JUANIIII <3 April 17, 2010
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nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.
"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"
by nippleclampasaurus October 21, 2012
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boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
by shwibby September 16, 2006
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Clemtaco

n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*

example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009
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clepto

a mobster, in other words a wiseguy
clepto=member of a mob
by Clepto July 18, 2006
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Clemtwt

Clemtwt is a subtwt where people joke about tommyinnit being a transfem lesbian to piss off maintwt / mcyttwt.
Person 1: clemtwt dni you’re weird for thinking tommyinnit is a trans lesbian he’s a cis male.

person 2: no we don’t think he’s actually trans we just hate you all for being this stupid.
by Averagemcyt December 21, 2021
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