clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface April 5, 2018

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

clean-up aisle 9

This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.

A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.

by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011

Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

by Mr. Guy Poulin September 13, 2018

Clean up on aisle 3

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order

*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!

by DennisMcElroy May 4, 2011

Coke Clean-up

Cleaning up the house after a party just to find the extra coke left behind from the night before.

..that was a sick party last night, now to end the weekend, let's do a quick coke clean-up, maybe get one more bump

by ohthatgirl June 22, 2011

Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli March 15, 2012