Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.

Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.

Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!

by lilscholar0314 December 05, 2023

clank

somebody who is sexually attracted to cars

That guy is such a clank he's in a relationship with his 1998 toyota corolla.

by Clank god September 10, 2018

Clank

A fat teacher

"I hate my new science teacher, he's such a clank!"

by Cheetos JK March 14, 2017

Clank

A gurl that is a hoe or thot slang mostly used in south Florida

That clank always sucking dick

by That bish 😍 May 15, 2021

Clank

A black chick who wears a lot of jewelry.

That thot Keisha be a clank.

by DaKINGmakura December 03, 2017

clank

"Clank" is a word to describe an awkward situation.

As a noun, it can be used as a word for "awkward situation(s)"

"I'm not going to the party, I would clank up a storm."
*in this case, the speaker doesn't want go go to the party because they believe
they'd make it awkward*

"What's with all that clank, man?"
*could be used after friend has an embarrassing conversation with a girl he likes?

by Karl_1999 April 28, 2024