Chris Brown

To choke a pretty and/or famous female into unconciousness.

AMANDA, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO ME BEFORE I CHRIS BROWN YOU!!!

by Shane Rawlsss February 13, 2009

chris brown

Chris Brown is another R&B singer who sounds the same as every other R&B singer out there (most of them do). The only difference is that his voice is more whiny and irratating. He acts like he's straight up out da hood, but he really grew up in a rich neighbourhood. He's a fraud who talks about Hummers and other expensive cars, but he doesn't even have his licence yet. He also says that he's a better dancer than the much more talented Usher. Chris Brown is a joke. He can't sing, he lacks originality, he stalks women in his videos, and he's full of himself. For some unknown reason, girls like him. He looks like a monkey. He's also a fruit. In no way does he come close to Michael Jackson.

Dunce teenage girl: Chris Brown is so cute!!!!

Me: Chris Brown is a gay, fake, untalented, stalking, monkey-looking fad.

by srb23 January 4, 2007

Chris Brown

To physically beat up on a woman.

Don't make me chris brown yo ass!

by boopybaby March 1, 2009

Chris Brown

any act of violence against a woman

He straight Chris Browned her in the jaw!

by chi city real talk February 10, 2009

Chris Brown

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"

Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.

by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating up someone, or a girl

Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!

by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.

Girl, you'r pissing me off, don't make me go Chris Brown on your ass!

by MZ Jade March 16, 2009