chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Choda Chowder

1. A harsh variant of choda sweat. Common on males who wear talc or baby powder on scorching hot days. A noticable symptom is the appearance of pastie Crotch Ballies that reek of fish , ass and roquefort cheese.

Woman: That's a mighty ripe batch of choda chowder you've got there...
Man: I baked it myself!

by Chris September 2, 2008

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

Chowder Hound

an individual who enjoys consuming large quantities of semen

Emily is such a chowder hound that she brings cum in a tupperware container to work for her lunch.

by chowderhound January 20, 2009

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006

okeechobee chowder

When a fly brotha runs his shit up in some stank-ass hoe's steezle, then busts a wizzo in tha vageezie whilst crushing a handful of saltines on tha balzak.

Last night homeboy gave that dank bitch the okeechobee chowder for coming home late.

by MrRong April 24, 2009

Knuckle Chowder

Ejaculation from masturbating.

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower

by ~Rosie January 28, 2008