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Chotch Pounding

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."
by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010
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chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 21, 2007
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chotch piece

a douche bag; asshole; idiot; morron; jackass on the field; etc...
- "You're a chotch piece..."
- "John Rally is a total chotch piece..."
by IIchutII November 16, 2005
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Chotch Bar

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009
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Chotch McGotch

A derogatory term coined by Preston Kelley that describes a person that no one likes.
Danny is such a chotch mcgotch because he sucks at life.
by Pkelley May 8, 2009
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chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.
Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010
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Chotch Mahal

This is where "The Chotch" dwells. Cards are often played at this establishment. At times he may also be seen at the Chotch Marina.
Who's down for some cards at the Chotch Mahal this evening?

Hey Chotchkie, any ladies going to be at the Chotch Mahal this evening? Didnt think so.
by Andrew January 13, 2005
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