Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

choking a squid head

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.

John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.

by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Choking

The inability to throw a pass within five yards of a receiver in a playoff game.

Andy Dalton loves choking in playoff situations.

by Fuckandydalton January 5, 2014

Chobits

Very good Anime/Manga by the all Female Group at Clamp. ^-^; Can be enjoyed by all but the Manga is a lil more mature than the Anime. xP It's about a Persocom (You'll know what they are when you watch it) Called Chii and that she could be a legendary Chobit.. (A Persocom who has emotions and thinks for itsself)
Watch Episode 7: It's hilarious! xD

"Now put your fingers in"

Chii: o.O *Pokes holes in wall*

by PH34R April 25, 2005

Choking

Is the lack of swallowing.

If you're choking, just swallow.

by Taydizz227 April 23, 2020

Choking

Choking - Failing a big opportunity to hit something big. Macau / Borat, for example, is the king of chokes.

You saw that stream last night? Macau was choking so bad. He even choked the 6 man OS.

by sweggityswegsweg February 26, 2014