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Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
Ah I got chopstick up ass
by The uwu meister March 8, 2019
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cocoa chops

When your partner rims you and you leave them with anal discharge around their lips.
"Sorry love, I've given you cocoa chops. Go and clean up."
by Aussielon November 6, 2008
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ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late
Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse
by Gerontius June 6, 2013
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Cheesy Chips

Found mainly in the north of England. Chips covered in cheese that melts to yummy goodness. Found mainly in Kabab houses and consumed after copious amount of beer.
Also know simply as Chips and Cheese
Can also add gravy
Dude I'm so hungry let's get some cheesy chips
by Chevvy beep beep October 26, 2013
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mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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white collar Chirpse

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.
"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."
by LewisG August 18, 2014
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Space Chimps

The Greatest Fucking Animated Children's Movie Ever.

It starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. There are talking chimps that aspire to go on a space mission. However, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put LSD in your popcorn. The movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest fucking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.

Aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children's movie. Including bu not limited to the lines "Its not the size of the beast, but how you use it." "Is that a banana in your pocket?" and a character that has a tiny body and a large boob for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. To add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. Late in the film there is a shot of this creature being shit out by a giant cave slug.

And the icing on the cake, Space Chimps stars Andy Samberg.

Specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
Space chimps is the greatest fucking film in the land.
by DonkeyBusiness February 27, 2009
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