chernobylize

To reduce the price of food because it's damaged or nearing it's use by date. Or to discount something to sell it fast.

The orange juice was chernobylized by 50%, so I bought 12 litres.

by tromco April 15, 2014

Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..

Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.

by Drop Like a Kennedy January 12, 2024

Chernobylized

An object, place, event, etc. that has turned into something that looks like the Chernobyl Disaster, or similar to it.

Person 1: "Come see what I cooked for dinner."
Person 2: "That lools like it straight-up got Chernobylized."

by ToastMelon September 26, 2024

Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.

Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.

by BiffSplash July 24, 2016

Chernobyl Booty

When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.

"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."

by PLEB1 November 06, 2021

Chernobyl Summerwear

Clothes worn in a contaminated area, usually consisting of NBC gear and a gasmask. So named for its prevalence in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Pyotr was often seen in Chernobyl Summerwear when he played airsoft.

by Grafsburg April 24, 2011

pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.

"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."

by KruceZX January 21, 2020