When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.
"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."
by PLEB1 November 6, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Bootymug. When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..
by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024
Get the Chernobylizedmug. This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
Get the Chernobyl Poptartmug. My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
Get the chernobyl chodemug. The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
Get the Chernobylmug. A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.
by Wog Dog November 13, 2024
Get the Chernobyl Experiencemug. A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,
Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.
by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Soupmug.