shit in my cherrios

When you ruin somebody's day by telling them some really bad news or make them do something really horrible, usually the receiving person is in a very good mood before said action happened.

person 1: I just won a scratch off ticket.
person 2: Your dog just got hit by a car.
person 1: Man, you just shit in my cherrios!

by ldfkuyg93585uvdofijgh566 January 4, 2009

Hairy Cheerio

(N)A Hairy Asshole;Resembles A cheerio that was pulled out from behind a couch

Man That Chick Sure did have a Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008

Cheerios

An Armenian who is white washed.

Jacob is a Cheerios.

by Hayastanits paxats September 30, 2018

built like a box of cheerios

Flat, no tits or ass

Do you know Haley? She's built like a box of cheerios.

by Aye_Wolf_Gang March 30, 2017

Cheerio

A brand of cereal.

Nav ate Cheerios for breakfast.

by Free American July 19, 2015

Honey Nut Cheerio

When a man hooks up with another man's female and ejaculates on her and then tells her to leave.

I had Bob's wife come over last night for some Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Shulkie January 10, 2013

pissed in your cheerios

To give somebody bad news.

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."

by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014