Shaftsburn Cavern

The man slathers his dick in petroleum jelly. Light your dick on fire and during the fiery frenzy stick it in your girls vagina to put out the flame.

Your moms vagina was so hot after I gave her a Shaftsburn Cavern.

by Honeybadger66 January 10, 2012

Scoobies Cavern

So the other day I was naked, playing with my hamster on my stomach, then it suddenly climbed inside my vagina. I tried to tempt it out with a carrot but it still won't come out. It really likes it's new home. It's been up there for two days now and I'm getting used to it, but it keeps scratching at my g-spot which is sooooooo nice, but I'm worried about him drowning with how wet I tend to get. Help me.

Him: Where'd your hamster get too?

Her: He's moved in ti Scoobies Cavern.

by Reegan Hollister December 4, 2019

cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch

“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.

by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023

chaver

A waya group of people dress

They where trcksuit bottoms , rockports ,trainers , burberry caps egt

by chaver 1571 November 2, 2003

Cavern Black Metal

A sub-genre of Black Metal.
Charecterized by really lousy sound quality.
Primitive music and lyrics are usually present in Cavern Black Metal, but are not always a neccessity.

Most Cavern Black Metal bands are considered kvlt and tr00.

The name Cavern Black Metal is derived from the lousy sound quality, as though it has been recorded in a cave.

- OMG, have you listen to that kvlt band Sodomizers of Sodom?
- Nope, what do they play?
- Cavern Black Metal, what else?

by Svarog July 14, 2006

crap cavern

Something Joe gets A LOT!

Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.

by §arah April 1, 2003

chaver

fynest ppl around can b found almost newhere! if ya dun start wiv em their sortd! (advice 4 goths. dey where da finest clothes around ie: rockport, berghaus, burberry, fred perry, lacoste etc. they mite smoke but ur point is? n they mite drink on street cornaz but reeli if ya dun do dat wot life r ya livin!?!?!? Also av u seen ow fyn their bodi'z r?!?! lyk PHWOAR!!!!! spesh wen playin footie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do i stress their da kinda ladz who'll jus chat 2 ya...n can b propa nice!!!!

chava: orite!
girl: ye...
chava: wot u doin 2nite ladies
girl: jus angin baat
chava: wana cum wi us?
n there ya av it a reeli nice probabli fyn chava!

by sami May 2, 2004