charlie sheen 

a winner

charlie sheen is not losing

charlie sheen by aNOMNOMNOMynus May 2, 2011

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed 

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed by smohr March 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Basically a Jeffery dipped in tiger blood.

I'm high on a drug and it is called Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen by iwontforget March 21, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.

Charlie Sheen by juicalicious April 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

A drug that causes loss of intelligence coupled with visions of grandeur while chain smoking.

Dude I just ruined my career and alienated my family. Yeah I'm on drugs. I'm high on Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen by BlazNsadL March 19, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

It's one hell of a drug

I am on a drug, It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen by bdent March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen and the Orphans

An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.

Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.

Charlie Sheen and the Orphans by TanithMot September 24, 2011