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turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.
I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.
by antonio bovine November 19, 2007
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Banzai Charge

A charge by Japanese soldiers with a bayonet or knife to kill the enemy in battle but also to die in honor if not effective, and to avoid being captured or surrendering. Used a lot WW2. Banzai means Long live the King/Emperor.
I was playing campaign on Call of Duty World at War and I was killed when a soldier used a Banzai Charge. BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Favnila February 1, 2009
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chariot transportation

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.
"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation
by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011
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Charcoal Gas

Activated charcoal is a fine black odorless and tasteless powder made from wood or other materials that have been exposed to very high temperatures in an airless environment. ... Activated charcoal is pure carbon specially processed to make it highly adsorbent of particles and gases in the body's digestive system.
Charcoal Gas helps with the digestive system!!! Get one now!
by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019
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Charcoal black

A nigga that is so black he is invisible without the use of a torch
oh my god, I almost didn’t see him. That nigga is fully charcoal black.
by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019
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Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
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Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
by Secret Justin January 30, 2010
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