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Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.
Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.
by odth August 7, 2024
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cello

Cello is an alternative greeting that combines ciao and hello. It also brings to mind a great instrument which further promotes the good intentions of the phrase. Using this alternative greetings in conversations displays a sense of quirkiness and intellect. The expression is most often used by a demographic representing people of the ages between 20-40 and across a broad spectrum of ethnicities and socio-economic variances.
Cello mate, how’s it going today? I am well thank you!
by Zee Up June 5, 2020
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Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items
You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.
by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024
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lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.
by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018
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Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.
My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.
by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020
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Cello

The instrument I play instead of Trumpet because mum made me put it as my first preference. I later learned all the really cool kids play cello unlike those wino violinists. Also the name for someone who plays cello is better tat for someone who plays trumpet, we cello players are CELISTS! imagine being called a trumpeter.
WOW! The Cello players in the back are so cool!
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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