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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass
Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.
by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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Cello

Your true companion, whether you plan on travelling anywhere in the world or simply are looking to organise your home needs.

You may be able to pen down a few things about us, but we're mightier than that PEN, we have way more to offer to you now ;)

With everyone getting married, we know you're looking for an #AllDayDost.

Need we say more?
Guy 1: Bro, everyone's getting married, mere liye bhi koi dhoonda
Cello: Bro..mein hoon na..tera #AllDayDost
by Cello World November 23, 2021
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Cello

I might be biased but cello is the best instrument and should get forte always I’m tired of always playing piano
by Raymond gaymond June 2, 2023
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Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.
Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.
by odth August 7, 2024
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Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often
Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello
by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025
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