If someone's name is Cayden spelt exactly like that and their last name starts with an H, then they are an absolute fucking retard who has a 1 millimeter defeater. They are also usually pretty bad at just about everything.
I just met Cayden H. and his dick was so small it should set a world record or something. He was also sooo retarded.
by Samuel Johnston July 5, 2022
Get the Cayden H. mug.by miska barsby June 14, 2022
Get the Caydens Garage mug.by Jayden carey June 8, 2020
Get the dirty cayden mug.the most sweetest boy you’ll ever meet and super funny and chill. he always knows how to make me smile without even trying. i miss my cayden so much id do anything but sometimes you just gotta let go because its for the best but in another life <3 i wish u the best
by bootyholestank January 21, 2022
Get the cayden smallwood mug.Cayden Jones is a successful bitcoin investor who made up to 16 000$ in investments in 2017. He only wear so the best of the best clothes such as Gucci and supreme. Cayden is known by his friends as the guy with a huge penis.
by iamgucci69 January 7, 2019
Get the cayden jones mug.A person with aspergers that splashes mountain dew on his wall and shoots spiders with a BB gun, got kicked out of RMS for calling his Mr. Spailman a Natzi
by White isnt always right November 12, 2018
Get the cayden pape mug.He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022
Get the Cayden Jammer Hammer mug.