by reidilydeidily March 25, 2010
Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".
Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.
An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.
The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
by The phantom tanner March 12, 2019
Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.
G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022
My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.
by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018
Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019
The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.
( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.
by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 20, 2023
Is a special guy that has a tiny little penis! So tiny you can't even see it! Is said to be so small it looks like a nipple with hair around it! Tylor Carpenter is more then likely gay and likes other men
by Unknown genius December 12, 2020