cake

A woman wearing a lot of makeup to cover up the fact that she isn't a looker.

"Hey, dude. Look at that hottie."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."

by Terror1T October 2, 2017

cake

realy quick oral sex

man, nigga that turtle gave me mad cake when i told her "gimme the milk gimme the milk"

by ghettobooty138 June 19, 2007

cake

According to GD Misfits (legacy of Lorwyn), quite apart from being an edible treat of delishness, cake is also used as a term of agreement in place of the more traditional WHS/WSS.

IMO Blackberries are the work of Satan

^^cake to that^^

by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

cake

slang for money usually used in high school

yo are you caken today?

by answers September 19, 2007

cake

slang term for money

I got to go to work and make that cake.

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

cake

Cake means average. As in, "Not very impressive," but rather rubbish.
Its is a negatively descriptive word.

Your track time was cake. You took far too long to complete the circuit

by colloquialismisjustmything November 30, 2016

cake

-a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, eggs, milk, baking powder, and a diploma/degree/certificate of some sort. That houses the degree in order to prove it means nothing.

-Kanye West received an Honorary Doctorate from The School of The Art Institute and baked that sucker into a cake.

by lil'_Jimmy March 27, 2015