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The perfect man ,everyone wants to be with him cuz of his dreamy eyes and sexy body .he is a loyal trustworthy guy.you will never find a guy like him whichever girl is with Him is truly lucky

Who doesn’t want an athlete boyfriend EVERYONE DOES .
First one

Some girl: caiden is so fine

Me:truly the finest here

Second one

Bestfriend: your so lucky to get a guy like him,he loves you so much

Me:I know 🥰
Caiden: my other half. He’s one of the best boys I’ve ever met, and even though he’s a year below me but somehow a month older than me he’s the best. He’s so pretty, utterly drop dead beautiful. I love his long hair. He’s a fucking rockstar too, and I will always be there for him no matter what. Also SUPER FUCKING ADORABLE!!! I love him sm
Andrea: Caiden is literally amazing
Caiden: idk…🫣
Caiden by andreaspeed69 September 1, 2023
Also known as Gregory, this man feels a strong discourage towards individuals whom have a higher average of melanation within their skin.
Caiden is playing Minecraft and sees a villager, then kills the villager, as it has more melanation in it's skin.
Caiden by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
Stinky, mean, bad at baseball, tiny shlong, has anger issues, when he loses he gets angy, and isoverall just a dislikable person
Gerald:Hey is that Caiden?
Hailey: Yeah he stinks like ass.
Caiden by SillyGoober<3 February 13, 2024
A DELUSIONAL BITCH WHO LIKES TO SEXUALLY ASSULT PHONES NOT MENTALLY OK UGLY AS SHIT NEEDS FUCKING HELP MOM NEEDS TO WHOOP HIS ASS HAS AN OLDER BROTHER WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE IN HUS STUPID ASS LIKES TO FIGHT AND JUMP PEOPLE
Caiden:let me see what she looks like

Older brother:SHOW YOURSELF IMA PUT YOU ON
Caiden: look ugly as shit
the typa nigga to call a woman clapped until she lets him hit, at which point he starts saying she's the finest woman on earth

synonym: Schrodinger's womanizer
Caiden: Bro she's an egotistical 4/10
Kareem: I agree
*she lets Caiden hit*
Caiden: Oh yeah she's the finest woman on earth, she is my gf now
Kareem: Bro what? You called her a 4/10
Caiden: No i didn't