play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 2, 2022

yugio cards

1. Overpriced toilet paper

2. Guaranteed to make you a fan of the pokemon card games.

Yugio cards are good for nothing but wiping the turds off your ass. The game sucks and everything about Yu Gi Oh is utter shit.

by J.L. November 29, 2004

Cards Against Humanity

A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.

"Wanna play Cards against Humanity, dude?"

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016

6 joker cards

The six joker cards..
They are our warnings for us to repent our sins so we may go to Shangri-la.

Carnival of Carnage
The Ringmaster
The Riddlebox
The Great Milenko
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
Jake the just, Jack the sinister.
The Wraith
Shangri-la and Hell's Pit.

They are us, inside us, and are our path that we may find to those golden gates, or those fiery pits of hell
The joker cards also are the mark of the end of time. After all of them are said and done, the end will consume us all, either in shangri-la, or hell's pit

NOw all the joker cards have fallen with spectacular aray, so when the Wraith is calling walk into the light..

After all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all..

by Joker Z October 4, 2004

Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

by SydneyAus February 13, 2007

in the cards

a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"

I'm down to get stoned, but I got no money and no grass, so it's just not in the cards

by Kylepiper88 June 25, 2008

marked cards

It is a cheating deck of poker cards, with invisible inks on it's back or cut-out on it's corner, often need special cameras or lens to detect them. The purpose is to know exactly what cards are being dealt to gain more winning probability.

Tom was caught in casino for cheating with marked cards.

by eyemarkedcards November 5, 2014