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Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?
by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021
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Calorie

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
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toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021
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Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay
Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?
by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023
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Calorie Cashing

when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.
“I’m so poor I’ve been calorie cashing all week”
by Anne Spank February 5, 2019
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calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.
"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."
by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024
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