jazz

past tense of jizz

Shat is to shit what jazz is to jizz.
After I took a dump on her face, I jazz in her eye.

by kneadledick April 4, 2011

jazzed

1. excited, alert, and having a positive attiude

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

He is always jazzed after three beers.

by Light Joker October 23, 2006

Jazz

The product of playing the skin flute.

My mom’s friend Chaz left his jazz all over the couch again.

by Peanusbutter January 1, 2020

Jazz

When a bunch of musicians get together and straight vibe.

Man that jazz was vibing

by demesemihemidemisemi quaver January 21, 2020

Jazz

An attractive woman with a rockin body . She'll seduce men of a much younger age and dobe them into trusting her so they fall victim for her devious plans. Jazz is a conniving centrelink cougar who preys on poor young innocent men, gives them the best head and sex they've ever imagined and then takes control of their welfare payments.

Jazz is so smart, she'll be a billionairess by the age of 50.

by Centrelink Rorter September 18, 2017

Jazz

The past tense of jizz.

"I heard that John's pullout game is so wack, he jazz completely before he noticed a thing"

by QQue October 20, 2017

Jazz

The music you listen to in order to feel the music.

Jazz makes me feel the music!

by Feel that Jazz April 19, 2018