slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

Goosey bumpy

Sex

Hey darling, fancy some goosey bumpy tonight?

by Lokkhdkydkdykd July 31, 2019

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Bumpy Drink

The superior defenition for a soda instead of the dumbass soft drink, because of the carbination it does not make the drink soft it makes it bumpy in your mouth and in the cup

Ciao mate, i would like to have a cup for a bumpy drink (not soft drink because soft drink is dumb)

by Chocky the smart June 2, 2024

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023

bumpy genatosis

A condition of having moles and skin tags in the genatile area. It’s a serious medical condition , even if your girlfriend doesn’t think so. “Misty doesn’t believe how serious my bumpy genatosis truly is”.

My bumpy genatosis is a source of scrutiny from my girlfriend over its seriousness.

by Wubba dub dub January 17, 2019

Bumpy

someone who sells stolen goods; alternative to a 'fence'.
Most commonly heard in NYC in the 90s and 2000s.

I racked a bunch of shit uptown and hit my bumpy downtown and made a quick thousand

by prehistoric_future January 15, 2023