Bruce Lee

The world's greatest martial artist.....

also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.

Fact:

Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.

In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.

At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.

To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."

Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.

When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.
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Bruce lee challenge

A test for wearabilty on older pairs of shoes. You jump up as high as you can and land with full force five times in a row. Similar to how Lee killed Oharra in Enter The Dragon.
Damn those are crispy, but would u mind sending me a video of you doing the Bruce Lee Challenge?
by imsofuckinggay March 07, 2012
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bruce lee fart

a fart that is lethal like bruce lee.
when i was a kid, my best friends brother once bottled a bruce lee fart. he was saving it for a later time when he would need to kill someone.

i think this stuff is what they used in the gas chamber in death camps and in modern day prisons.
by i kill u in dee face March 17, 2004
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Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night
by coffee pot June 13, 2006
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Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie
by Camphophenique July 27, 2011
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