Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

Bronson

Slang term for Cocaine linked to the actor Charles Bronson and cocaine's nickname Charlie.

"Sell us a few gram of Bronson eh?"

by Theorum September 28, 2007

Bronson

BRONSON -noun
1. An icy cold beer
2. Frothwagon, Cold one, Product, Cerveza

Bronsons can come in cans, cups, bottles, mugs, funnels, pitchers, pints, cases, and troughs

"Hey Johnson, grab me a Bronson"

by skalomenos October 8, 2007

Bronson

Slang term for a cigarette

"Anyone down for smokin a Bronson right quick?"

by Dick Slammin June 8, 2009

Bronxin it

To make an unexpected dash away from people!

Paul Reidy is efter me. Im Bronxin it. Or Paul Reidy is efter me im off to the Bronx.

by BarryOuski February 21, 2005

brononymous

A bro that would like to stay anonymous

"Hey bro, did you like totally write that rad comment on that chicks formspring?"

"Yeah bro! but i'm totally trying to stay brononymous about it"

by Huntuh March 25, 2010

Bronson

A reference to Charles Bronson's movie "Death Wish". Used to convey doing something that's either going to seriously hurt you bad or send you the way of the dinosaurs.

"Man, You've got a major bronson... a serious death wish!".

by Jstah December 17, 2003