bromie

A guy friend who surpasses best friend. A bro who is known for 10+ years. Practically brothers, you can even go to each others family and no one will turn a head.

James: Dude i love going to your family reunions, except for when your ugly cousin Gertrude hits on me. Thank god we're bromies so i could make the excuse that we're like family.

Austin: I know right, same with with your ugly sister Tyler.

James: I'll drink to that dawg.

Austin: True...True! To bromies!

by Bromie-o August 27, 2009

bropitamy

the act of reaching the pinnacle of being a bro. self actualization that oneselves is bro.

Bro 1: Dude I convinced her to get an abortion
Bro 2: You are the bropitamy.

by Broness September 9, 2010

bromination

the process of turning a college student to a frat bro.

Adam is joining a frat. I can already see the bromination.

by DaPurpleCobra May 26, 2011

bromidity

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.

Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?

by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012

bromatose

A state of stupor, bordering on complete exhaustion, brought upon as a direct result of intense bro-like activities, such as binge-drinking, though not necessarily characterized by a hangover

"After three days of partying on Phuket, I just sat on the beach the next day totally bromatose."

"I'm not going to make it out tonight, I'm still bromatose from last night."

by MiZa June 10, 2013

Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge

"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"

by juj7 November 22, 2015

brocito

A close friend or person, especially one that is very bold.

“Hey, want to go bowling this weekend?”
“Sounds good brocito!”

by Anyesimo Obesimo May 22, 2019