Brode

The mixture between a Bro and a dude.

What's up Brode, lets go lay down some hammers!

by JemmaLemma December 10, 2009

breeder

Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."

Breeders are easily spotted by the following:

- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim

- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.

This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.

"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"

by Sarchasm June 21, 2006

breeder farm

a straight bar

by verty June 4, 2003

Brodeo Drive

Main Street in Huntington Beach, California

"We were in HB yesterday and decided to go hit up this cute shop on Main Street... I had no idea we were shopping on Brodeo Drive...it was like a parade of douchebags in raised trucks sporting Metal Mulisha stickers."

by damnabledame October 2, 2007

Breeders

People who feel that they must reproduce, that their purpose as humans would somehow be negated if they did not contribute to the overpopulation which will eventually kill us all.

Breeders do just that. They mate and churn out kid after kid.

by the birds and trees October 24, 2007

Brodemption

n. an act to redeem yourself in the eyes of your bro after some past fault.
v. form- Brodeem

Bro 1: Yo, bro, Cooper is still pissed at you.
Bro 2: I need to do something serious to brodeem myself.
Bro 1: Dude, you did fuck his sister,... in his room. That's going to need some real Brodemption.

by NastyMasty December 29, 2008

mouth breeder

A mouth breeder is a chick, involved in a MFF three way, that finishes off the guy orally. But, rather than swallowing the baby batter, she goes down on the other chick and spits it into her.

Tina took Bob's big load then spit it into Gina's snatch, what a mouth breeder!

by Billy C. Linton August 2, 2004