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They’ll give u sloppy sloppy for a fiver any time of day 😉
They spend their days robbing dealz, stuffing lucozade into their hand bags with no shame
They’ll give u sloppy sloppy for a fiver any time of day 😉
They spend their days robbing dealz, stuffing lucozade into their hand bags with no shame
Lee: U heard the briggs girls are coming over tonight 😉
Tomo: one of ‘em said theyd give me slop slop for a deal, 2.50!
Tomo: one of ‘em said theyd give me slop slop for a deal, 2.50!
by bbyT 😈 April 12, 2022
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Get the Briggs mug.1.) Anytime that a double dose of tasty hot dogs is required to just kick that flavor up a notch.
2.) The ability to upgrade your situation with the addition of said hot dogs.
3.) May refer to a ‘hot dog’ athlete, mathematician, Jeopardy whiz, or other performer, who is showcasing his/her skills or knowledge.
2.) The ability to upgrade your situation with the addition of said hot dogs.
3.) May refer to a ‘hot dog’ athlete, mathematician, Jeopardy whiz, or other performer, who is showcasing his/her skills or knowledge.
I’ll have a #2 with Coke, to-go... Sir, would you like to Briggs-It for a $1? Hells yeah, I would, my dude! I appreciate you!
This movie sucks. Denzel sucks. I wish he would just Briggs-It already. I’m hangry.
Haaaa. Dude tried to send it, but totally biffed his face. I’m gonna Briggs-It so hard right now. Just watch!
This movie sucks. Denzel sucks. I wish he would just Briggs-It already. I’m hangry.
Haaaa. Dude tried to send it, but totally biffed his face. I’m gonna Briggs-It so hard right now. Just watch!
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Get the Briggs-It mug.Briggs is the kind of woman time forgot — or maybe she forgot time first. With a scowl that could sour milk and a wardrobe consisting entirely of moth-bitten cardigans, she drifts through life like a storm cloud that’s been given a zip code. The neighbors whisper her name like a local legend, equal parts fear and fascination, as if saying it too loud might summon her to the porch.
Once upon a time, Briggs might’ve had friends — or at least acquaintances who didn’t cross the street to avoid her. But years of suspicion, sarcasm, and unsolicited opinions have built an invisible wall taller than any fence. She insists she doesn’t need anyone, and maybe she believes it. After all, companionship requires patience, and Briggs has only ever been patient with her tea kettle.
Behind the gruff exterior, though, there’s a spark — a strange sort of wisdom born from watching the world disappoint her one too many times. She sees through people’s performances with x-ray clarity, calling out hypocrisy before anyone else dares to. Some call it bitterness. She calls it experience. Either way, it keeps her sharp.
By the end of her story, you’re not sure whether to pity her, laugh at her, or salute her for refusing to soften with age. Briggs is more than an “old hag” — she’s the ghost of every person who’s loved too little, trusted too late, and learned to live just fine without applause.
Once upon a time, Briggs might’ve had friends — or at least acquaintances who didn’t cross the street to avoid her. But years of suspicion, sarcasm, and unsolicited opinions have built an invisible wall taller than any fence. She insists she doesn’t need anyone, and maybe she believes it. After all, companionship requires patience, and Briggs has only ever been patient with her tea kettle.
Behind the gruff exterior, though, there’s a spark — a strange sort of wisdom born from watching the world disappoint her one too many times. She sees through people’s performances with x-ray clarity, calling out hypocrisy before anyone else dares to. Some call it bitterness. She calls it experience. Either way, it keeps her sharp.
By the end of her story, you’re not sure whether to pity her, laugh at her, or salute her for refusing to soften with age. Briggs is more than an “old hag” — she’s the ghost of every person who’s loved too little, trusted too late, and learned to live just fine without applause.
Example: “Don’t bother trying to win her over — she’s a real Ms Briggs,” meaning someone tough, blunt, and perfectly content being alone.
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