Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.

Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.

by Dick Focker April 30, 2023

The Briefcase App

“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.

Let me open up the briefcase app so I can find me a job.

by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024

Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.

I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.

by Happy fun at work July 20, 2015

dubbo briefcase

A box of wine

Me: Robbo and I are talking business.
Misso: if you're not business Men, where are ya fucken briefcases?
Me: we're gonna pick up a coupla dubbo briefcases from Dan Murphy's on special sarvo.

by Markamello October 26, 2017

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Ballarat Briefcase

A supermarket plastic bag used to carry one’s belongings, a povvo carry bag inviting ridicule

Mate, I see you’re still pimping the ‘ol Ballarat briefcase…

by trizthewolf July 11, 2023

Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.

Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.

by Mike109999 November 15, 2022