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FUBAR BUNDY

Irreverant emergency department slang.

Considered unprofessional, as with many other informal terms, although a certain amount of gallows humour is a common part of emergency medical practice, used as a coping mechanism for severely traumatic experiences.

F**ked up beyond all recovery, but unfortunately not dead yet.

Used to refer to a mortally-injured patient who has no chance of survival but is still clinging to life by a thread. The job of the ED staff here is to ensure that the person's last minutes/hours are as comfortable and as dignified as possible.
"Doctor, you need to see the man in cubicle 7. BIBA (brought in by ambulance) from that pile-up on the M60 - he's FUBAR BUNDY but you'll want to set up a diamorphine infusion ASAP."
by Dr. Nash March 19, 2008
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bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.
Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.
by YINever July 26, 2005
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out of bounds

IN BRIEF: In violation, cruel, off limits, out of limits, out of line, not allowed, fucking up, improper, inappropriate, unwarranted, uncalled for. In a different context, it could mean out of town.
Going in my room while I'm gone is out of bounds.

Why you want to get at me after stabbing me in the back. That's out of bounds, I don't give a fuck what you say.

I'll be out of bounds til monday, so if you can get at me then.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 27, 2009
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Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Bouncy Ball tale

A recounting of an imaginary encounter (portrayed as fact) by a liberal moonbat between themselves and a conservative in which the latter usually displays some exaggerated, stereotypical speech or behavior that the liberal defines as repugnant in some way. It may also involve a "conversion", in which the (usually lifelong) conservative reaches an epiphany, realizes the error of his or her ways, and instantly becomes a diehard liberal as a result.

The teller of the tale may be a passive observer, may engage the conservative in innocuous conversation to draw them out or may actively confront the conservative over their speech or behavior. When confronting the conservative, the liberal invariably comes out on top of the exchange, embarrassing the conservative, exposing their lie(s) and/or hypocrisy, and may cause the conservative to instantly realize the error of their ways, resulting in the aforementioned conversion.

Common elements of the imaginary encounter may include the liberal and conservative interacting alone but may occur before onlookers, who either cheer on the liberal for their devastating rhetoric or congratulate them afterwards on their "victory" over the neanderthal conservative. The conservative is either left speechless, fumbles or mumbles their argument, is shamed into silence, reacts in some egregious manner, or again, becomes "enlightened" by the sheer weight of the liberal's logic. The encounter for some unknown reason is usually portrayed as taking place at a gas station or convenience store, though it is less frequently related as occuring in a retail store, on the job or at a family gathering, but regardless of the venue the results are always the same. The story often starts with the lead-in, "So, I was at the...(insert location here)", followed by the narrative of events.

The purpose of the Bouncy Ball tale is for the teller to gain favor for themselves amongst their listeners (or readers), establish their bona fides as a true militant liberal, or to boost sagging morale by convincing their compatriots that they are "winning" the war of ideas. The tale is also popularly used to bolster the argument that the U.S. is in a headlong slide into fascism, particularly when an abusive law enforcement officer is introduced as a character in the story. It may also serve as a paranoia-heightening device if it includes Black SUVs, Black Helicopters, strange clicks on the telephone, rumors of re-education camps, etc.

The term "Bouncy Ball tale" is derived from the screen name of a particular poster on a far-left website who was prolific in producing such flights of fancy for her fellow members' edification. Synonyms include the diminutive "bouncy", "freeper encounter", and "bullshit moonbat story".

The Bouncy Ball tale is most prevalent at www.democraticunderground.com. The quality of the tale is sometimes rated by members of conservative moonbat-watching websites using a "bong scale", with 0 Bongs being the least amusing and 10 Bongs representing the most amusing and creative stories. Usually, the more classic elements added to the story (conversions, stunned silences, devastated opponents, the fabled "cops jumping out of bushes", and so forth), the higher the bong rating will be.
Classic Bouncy Ball tale : So, I was at the convenience store filling up my Prius, and this huge Hummer pulls up covered with W'04 and NRA stickers. A blue-haired old lady steps out wearing cowboy boots and a Huckabee campaign button and immediately starts complaining about the price of gas. I can't contain my rage any longer and finally blurted out, "Did you know that monstrosity you're driving as a replacement for a penis kills 3,500 baby seals a year, and that Chimpy McCokespoon has personally executed over 1,300,000 innocent Iraqis?" Well she started blubbering something about "terra", and I strode over and kicked the Truck Balls off her trailer hitch, peeled her Columbine-inducing NRA stickers off and handed her a set of enlistment papers for the U.S. Marine Corps. She eventually started crying and confessed that she hated GWB but thought he was the only one who could save her from brown-skinned people. I proceeded to tell her about how the President ordered the attack on the WTC and how he breakfasts on Afghani babies and light sweet crude. Finally, she thanks me for opening her eyes and I give her a card for the local Democratic Party committee and Code Pink chapter. As she drove off, two homeless people hanging out by the ice cooler started applauding and thanked me for Speaking Truth To Power. The tide is turning, folks.
by dandi56 March 9, 2008
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Dog the bounty hunter

A bail bondsman from Hawaii who, along with his brother, sons, and wife, apprehends fugitives.

His show is featured on A&E.

Duane "Dog" Chapman was a former biker for the Devil's Desciples until being sent to prison where he became a bounty hunter.
Dog the bounty hunter just caught a convicted felon in Hawaii.
by Holliday June 22, 2006
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BOUND

Bound is the word you use on people that deserve a title beyond sexy. To be bound is to be one of the hottest creatures on the Earth.
"bro sure she's hot but is she really worth it?"

"dude im going to the end of the world and back for her bro she aint just fine. she BOUND bro! I aint passin this up!"
by YoshiAirhead December 6, 2020
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