Dick booger 

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

Dick booger by Spartanite March 28, 2019

Dick booger 

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating

Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting

Dick booger by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019

Doodle booper

Someone who kills the mood or ruins the vibe

James is such a Doodle Booper

Doodle booper by anonymous November 10, 2020

dirty booker

Definition of a guy with a tiny cock and a pot noodle hair cut.

“Your hair looks like a dirty Booker”

dirty booker by Dirty baz February 17, 2022

Doom Bloomer 

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

Doom Bloomer by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024