An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.
Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo
Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo
TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"
Davy: "90%"
TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"
"TOR"
Davy: "90%"
TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"
"TOR"
by TOR representative February 24, 2014
A small, cozy coffee shop in the upper east Nashville area and directly across from Belmont University on Belmont Blvd., Bongo Java is as much about atmosphere as it is about coffee: organic and fair-trade java, hip service, extremely hipster and/or hippie, artistic, musically-inclined or academic customers who either sit inside and do work on their laptops or discuss the art on the walls or what they heard on NPR that day or sit on the porch outside and chain-smoke and people-watch.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.
Menu is small but suitabable for anyone be they health-freak vegan or vegetarians or junk-food loving college students who don't care what they eat as long as they eat something.
Typically shortened to just "Bongo" by frequenters.
Person #1: I went to Bongo Java the other day. So... it's pretty much exclusively hipster right?
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.
Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!
Person #2: No, no... there are hippies too.
Person #1: So, the other day I heard snippets of Verdi's "Aida" on NPR.
Person #2: I think I want that abstract painting hanging over there.
Person #1: This coffee is so good. And it's organic, so I feel like I'm helping the world.
Person #2: My metaphysics teacher has the most extensive vocabulary I've ever heard. The other day, he used the word "pagophagia."
Person #1: Want a cigarette?
Person #2: Don't I always?
Person #1: Hahaha we're such Bongo snobs.
Person #2: Haha I know. Let's people watch!
by internal rhyme August 31, 2009
by jack bumblebottom June 06, 2007
Chill bongos is the feeling one would get when they are simultaneously shaking from both the external cold and from emotional nervousness. This usually happens during winter when the temperature is cold enough for physical chills and shakes to occur, the addition of trembling from nervousness or anxiety causes the sensation of a harmonious layering of physical chills. Chill bongos.
Person 1: “ God, I’m getting chill bongos from being nervous about doing this presentation.”
Person 2: “What? Chill bongos haha what’s that?”
Person 1: “Y’know, I was already shivering from this cold to begin with and now with being anxious about this presentation I’ve got an extra layer of chills.”
Person 2: “Ah... got it.. chill bongos.”
Person 2: “What? Chill bongos haha what’s that?”
Person 1: “Y’know, I was already shivering from this cold to begin with and now with being anxious about this presentation I’ve got an extra layer of chills.”
Person 2: “Ah... got it.. chill bongos.”
by Tea Bunny August 10, 2021
The fatty part of the arm under the bicep, specifically said to men.
Person 1: "Hey look at these Bongo Wongos right there, they are hella jiggly"
Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"
Person 1: "Hey look at these Bongo Wongos right there, they are hella jiggly"
Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"
Person 1: "Hey look at these Bongo Wongos right there, they are hella jiggly"
Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"
Pesron 2: "I love me some fatty Bongo Wong"
by Fenrir69 August 16, 2019
When a man sticks his dick in a partners ear hitting the ear drum in the process creating a bongo sound
by The3rdWelch November 28, 2018