semi-baller

one who is not broke, has a substantial amount of financial assets, but has not quite reached "baller" status yet.

i got an amex blue, not black. im guess that makes me a semi-baller.

by rickphalon December 22, 2007

Serial Biller

An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.

Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.

Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?

Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!

by Hound Dog 76 November 17, 2009

Slick Baller

A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.

Wow. The locker room is full of slick ballers today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Flying Ballerina kicker

A kid who likes to fly off a bench by getting pushed of the bench and completely misses the ball causing him to get the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

Person 1 OMG did you see that! That kid missed the ball.
Person 2 yesss let give him the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

by I don't know what to do February 27, 2019

roblox baller

STOP POSTING ABOUT BaLlEr my friend on tiktok send me BALLER on discord its BALLER oragami right AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS were BALER

Hey jake have you heard of roblox baller?
jake: STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER

by knock him out#6610 October 29, 2022

One Dollar Baller

A person that often shops at dollar stores and orders food from the dollar menu at fast food restaurants.

Steve: Bro we should hang out
TJ: Yeah dude for sure! What we gonna do about food and drinks?
Steve: We'll hit up Mcdonalds for the dollar menu then head to Dollar General
TJ: You are the One Dollar Baller

by Chief Dirty Winkle December 30, 2011

noodle boiler

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".

Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.

by jkdeadite October 23, 2009