Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

bobcatting

A girl that is sitting in the middle back seat of a car after a shitload of drinks (optional) between two blokes and wanking them simultaneously - ever seen how someone drives a bobcat with a joystick either side?

Sharon was so shitfaced the other night, she was bobcatting her hubbies best man and her second cousin in the back seat on the way home from the engagement party while her fiancee was driving up front!

by Spunkmeister February 11, 2008

Boating

A term used to tease friends who just started dating about sex.

Hey, you and her should go boating sometime!

by Cat-Satan December 30, 2010

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.

Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!

by Buttermir February 13, 2020

Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.

Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.

by A$$ Man July 13, 2022