blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer

yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie

by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025

Gummy Blumkin

To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump

While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.

by Frantic shan March 6, 2010

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!

Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.

by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025