Skip to main content

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter
"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."
by beau4621 April 24, 2025
mugGet the Pumpkin Blumkin mug.

Gummy Blumkin

To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump
While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.
by Frantic shan March 6, 2010
mugGet the Gummy Blumkin mug.

blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer
yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie
by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025
mugGet the blumkin juice mug.

Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!
Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.
by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025
mugGet the Bloody Blumkin Mary mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email