Prairie Blumkin

The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face

Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!

by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024

B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.

Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...

by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Gummy Blumkin

To receive oral sex, from a friends grandmother or any other person who has no teeth, while being on the toilet receiving a blumkin. Also referred to as a gummy blump

While your grandma was cleaning her teeth she gave me an epic gummy blumkin.

by Frantic shan March 6, 2010