(Cheektowaga is a predominantly Polish-American suburb of Buffalo, New York.)
A sex act that involves a man fingering a woman like a bowling ball (bowling is very popular in Cheektowaga), followed by ejaculating in her face so she sees nothing but white (the blizzard itself), then taking a large dump next to her so she can be "next to Depew." (Depew is a town next to Cheektowaga.)
A sex act that involves a man fingering a woman like a bowling ball (bowling is very popular in Cheektowaga), followed by ejaculating in her face so she sees nothing but white (the blizzard itself), then taking a large dump next to her so she can be "next to Depew." (Depew is a town next to Cheektowaga.)
by Francis Ford Cupholder August 12, 2003
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Woman 1:"I couldn't believe that douche bag!"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"
Woman 2:"What did your man do this time?"
Woman 1:"Without warning he gave me a Milwaukee blizzard during sex last night! It took forever to get out!"
Woman 2:"Haha! Oh shit, I thought you just had dandruff!"
Woman 1:"You mean I didn't get it all out?!?"
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Something a blizzard fag might say
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"Blizzard just makes the best games, all others don't come close"
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by k_s August 8, 2006
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Girl: hows the weather in Buffalo?
Guy: Come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a Buffalo blizzard
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Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
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