The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!
by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009
Get the blow jobmug. an excellent lip exfoliant
((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))
((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))
by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009
Get the blow jobmug. When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)
by iWantyourDICK October 23, 2008
Get the blow jobmug. A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
Get the Blow-job-bibmug. basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009
Get the blow jobmug. A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017
Get the naruto blow jobmug. by sala January 17, 2003
Get the blow job on the rocksmug.