bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

blottem

The bottom of a hole.

I fell to the blottem and broke my legs

by ChocolotteBar February 23, 2024

blottem

The bottom of a hole

"After digging for hours, we finally reached the blottem, only to realize we forgot to bring a ladder to climb back out"

by Scorpzio February 23, 2024

blottem

The bottom of a whole.

I broke every bone when I hit the blottem.

by ChocolotteBar February 24, 2024

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Blotters

a police charge sheet, specifically a temporary recording book.

The boys' property-related offenses put them on police blotters.

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024