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Bloody Mary Sex 

An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.
Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"

Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"
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Bloody Mary Lincoln 

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln
My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

Bloody Mary wet dream

When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time
Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure
Bloody Mary wet dream by Ghostpp32 January 25, 2021

bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
bloody mary surprise by cuntcakes December 15, 2008

Bloody Mary Rimmer 

Bloody Mary Rimmer by HBKaboom August 19, 2011

bloody mary rim job 

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
bloody mary rim job by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Bloody Mary Boner 

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
Bloody Mary Boner by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023