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Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat
That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.
by eviljoy January 13, 2010
mugGet the Bloats my goat.mug.

Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.
Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.
by Gacrux August 30, 2023
mugGet the Bloated Whale Tacticsmug.

mountain dew bloat

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction
mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there
by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006
mugGet the mountain dew bloatmug.
used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation
by jason shetland July 5, 2008
mugGet the bloated, big bag of blotationmug.

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."
You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.
by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004
mugGet the whatever bloats your goatmug.

fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018
mugGet the fat fucking bloated toadmug.

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.
Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.
by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024
mugGet the Bloated Pigeonmug.

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