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Blind Fold of Love

When a man during sex blind folds his partner with his balls by placing them above their eyes and then shits in their mouth.
"Babe if you really love me, you'll let me try the blind fold of LOVE"
by God Love Ugly October 24, 2008
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blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008
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blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging
at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap
by liquidsilk February 28, 2009
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blandford

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.
Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.
by Peldon April 5, 2004
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Blindfolded Louie

Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.
"Hey before we have sex why don't we get the Hoover and do a Blindfolded Louie"
by Louie Sanchez October 2, 2007
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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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Blindfoldedworld

A world that has blinded themselves with lies to detain themselves foreseeing the truth
Blindfoldedworld can be used in any way to describe Situations that are happening in society.
by Seegggs16 July 21, 2022
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