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bladee

my favorite artist but for some reason whenever i listen to him i suddenly forget how to bathe myself
"BROOOO you smell like SHITTT!"
"chill bruh im listening to bladee rn"
"makes sense"
by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
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Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny
Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
by Blanderdash October 3, 2025
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The great blandening

A cultural moment or slow-burning era where everything starts to feel generic, safe, soulless, and algorithmically optimized—usually in the name of profit, political correctness, or fear of backlash.
It’s the opposite of creative risk, raw authenticity, or human soul. You feel it in music, art, fashion, politics, even conversations—like someone sanded off all the sharp edges of reality.
Ever since 2020, it feels like we’re living through The Great Blandening—every song sounds like an ad jingle and even rebellion feels pre-approved.
by Charleston Barnes II April 17, 2025
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