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The Black Hole

The space between the front seats in your car, and the E-Break/Shift Nob. The place where all things good in this world dissapear.
person1:"hey, looking for a place to stash that murder weapon."

person2:"yeah, ya know places are becoming harder to find these days...<_<...>_>...i mean...no, what murder weapon...*points* Look at the kitty!!!

person1:"0o0o0o0o kiiiitttyyyyy..."

person2:*stuffs it down the black hole in between the seats*

person1:"...wait...heeeeey"
by espionage December 9, 2008
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Black Hole

1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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Black Hole

when you're in your room with a black person and leave for a minute, then come back to notice something cool or expensive has seem to have vanished into thin air (but is really hidden deep in the black persons anus)
I gotta go to the bathroom but im scared my bling is gonna get sucked in a black hole :-(
by piddlypop March 24, 2011
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black hole sun

Well known Soundgarden song.
Came to be the anthem of grief for thousands of dis-affected teens after it was released directly after Kurt Cobains suicide. It's awesome!
"Black Hole Sun...won't you come?"
by bandanasarerad October 3, 2006
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Black Holes and Revelations

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia
i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!
by kailey_09 April 8, 2009
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Black Hole Brew

Showcased on the TV show Home Movies for a beer product, however it's original inception was for a large cup of coffee with added caffeine pills. The animators for the TV show Home Movies named their coffee Black Hole Brew, later used for a beer product in the show.

It was said during the commentaries that it got its name from the popular song at the time the brew was invented, Black Hole Sun
McGuirk: "Man I can't stay awake!"
Brendon: "Here, try this Black Hole Brew"
by MovieGuy July 16, 2010
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Black Hole Pussy

A pussy that tries to suck up every dick around it
by Seahawks1300 November 23, 2017
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