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You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.
You got Bezoed, my man!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022
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Belos

The word "Belos" is used to describe an amazingly lazy, large, and soft beagle. You can not get mad at the things he does because he is so large and helpless, you just yell at him for a second and he stares at you and you begin to laugh.

When something you don't want to happen, happens, but you are too lazy or care or you just cant get mad because its funny, you reply with the phrase "Oh Silly Belos"
Me: OMG you ate my memory card!!!
Belos: *Lies still motionless*
Me: Oh silly belos...
by Belos December 26, 2008
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bezoddle

To confuse someone to the full extent of their brains capacity.
Suffixes -ed -es -ing

Singular: "Im going to try bezoddle the shit out of that guy"

Plural: "this guys such a prankster, he bezoddles me all the time"

Verb: "this guy is bezoddling the shit out of me, my brain hurts"

Verb: "thats a good question, I remain bezoddled"

Eg: I was once asked a bezoddling question by a known bezoddler. He likes to bezoddle people. Still to this day im bezoddled as to how he does it!
by dennypiffin April 29, 2014
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Jeff Bozos

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020
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Golden Bozos

Popular slang term to describe a woman's breasts; Huge titties; Big jugs or melons; large boobs.
Oh wow, man, look at those GOLDEN BOZOS!
by Creamster January 8, 2005
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Bezest

A word that is totally a word and is worth triple points in Scrabble. It means to make something zestier. Duh. It's like bedazzle. Or belie. Or, uh... be...cause. Yeah. Don't be stupid.
Goodlooking Person A: There we are! Bezest! I believe that is Xmillion points! Would you be so kind as to mark it for me, my dear?
Jerks: LOL NO YOU ARE DUMB BEZEST IS NOT A WORD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
by FORRLZUGAIYZNOTJOSH July 9, 2011
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bezonkers

Breasts, Boobs or to drive one crazy, insane or nuts.
That term drives me bezonkers!
Your driving me freakin BEZONKERS!!!

Your bezonkers are hot!
by gfl_ladydeath February 27, 2008
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