bent over the barrel

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

by kitesoldier October 30, 2008

Barrel bop

Derived from the practice in which a sailor is placed in an empty barrel full of glory holes and his sailor mates use said glory holes to spaff on him

"You and your mates are so gay I bet you barrel bop each other at any given opporunity!"

"Yeah she looks like a right slag I bet she loves a barrel bop"

"Yeah he's a bit film actors isn't he I reckon he wants a go in the barrel for a quick bopping"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 4, 2012

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.

Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!

by Bae23 March 5, 2015

The Barrel

When a new navy recruit is placed in a barrel and then the barrel is filled with the cum of all the shipmates as a form of initiation.

He went through the barrel

by the creator of life & liberty June 9, 2013

barrel roll

The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions.

Guy 1 : "Oh God, my whole family died. What do I do?"
Guy 2 : "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

by Natier August 21, 2007

Barrel Boy

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."

"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy

by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012

Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!

I hate Turner Bartels k-8

by Bo111 February 16, 2018