Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024
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Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B
by Fatmongoloid October 30, 2023
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Barton

A man who likes to have big NUTS
by Mooshi_ April 27, 2018
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Barton

“Barton an annoying cunt who’s jot funny at all
by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020
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Barton

A term used for Governor Stirling Senior High School students who use it as a synonym for that idiot who steals phones
"Barton is coming here"

"Don't let Barton see us"
by An unusual side sitter April 12, 2022
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Karly Barton

AKA Ms. Keesha. Looks like she could be a snow bunny but not so back off. Got that big booty hoe vibes. Seems calm and collected but if you play some Megan Thee Stallion she goes off. Doesn’t like to wear slippers with no socks cause she’s insecure about her toes. If you see her look at her toes. She loves her friend Amanda. Occasionally plays COD but is very bad. Most patient person known on the Earth and deals with her annoying friends but refuses to play volleyball at night. Mommy? Sorry.
1. Yo Karly Barton down bad.

2. Back of Ms. Keesha coming home with me
by Huudlum420 October 04, 2021
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Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others
Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van
by Flaresplitz2 June 25, 2015
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