A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024
A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
by Fatmongoloid October 30, 2023
by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020
A term used for Governor Stirling Senior High School students who use it as a synonym for that idiot who steals phones
by An unusual side sitter April 12, 2022
AKA Ms. Keesha. Looks like she could be a snow bunny but not so back off. Got that big booty hoe vibes. Seems calm and collected but if you play some Megan Thee Stallion she goes off. Doesn’t like to wear slippers with no socks cause she’s insecure about her toes. If you see her look at her toes. She loves her friend Amanda. Occasionally plays COD but is very bad. Most patient person known on the Earth and deals with her annoying friends but refuses to play volleyball at night. Mommy? Sorry.
by Huudlum420 October 04, 2021
by Flaresplitz2 June 25, 2015